December 2011
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Dec 31st
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ok my time perception is really off atm so uh  especially happy new year and lots of lvoe to soem of you oyuou know who you are ;))))))))))))))))) happy new year all of you you are all fucking excelelnt and have been so cool yes i hope 10212 120122 102 thast year which i s coming i hope it is really goo fdd for arll of you sorry about the bad typijgn  yt typing
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ahh dang high for newsj yeaers coooooooool it fee,s l like i am stoned!gamzee it’s great
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my new years resolutions
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i need to go to the toilet but i cant be bothered to get out of bed 999 emergency help yes ambulance please i don’t want to get out of bed to use the toilet can you send someone round to go for me thank you
Dec 31st
good riddance imo
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africans: yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
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why is tumblr suggesting me fuckyeahmartinfreeman for i i’m not even that huge a fan of him tumblr wins the facebook award for suggestion relevancy
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aim for the head: Charlotte is the Dessert Witch.A... →
siesta-410: slowbromcgee: Charlotte is the Dessert Witch. A charlotte is a type of dessert. “A charlotte is a type of dessert that can be served hot or cold. It can also be known as an “ice-box cake”. Bread, sponge cake or biscuits/cookies are used to line a mould, which is then filled with a fruit puree or custard. It can also be made using layers of breadcrumbs.” Charlotte is...
Dec 30th
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p.s. who wants me to pee on their posts
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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me before writing: wow this is going to be terrible
me while writing: wow this is terrible
me after writing: wow that was terrible
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winged-cyborg: looks like missing e didn’t get tumblr an iphone for christmas
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hey why doesn’t tumblr stop its kismesis with missing e and fix broken tags you know the whole eternal +1 problem 
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accidentally a lesbian: siesta-410:... →
siesta-410: underworldkingstar: i wish i could/did but for some reason i have this bizarre dissociation thing which means stuff which should make me cry/angry/sad etc. usually doesn’t most of the time ahahaha //shrugs// its a long story ahahah which is neither here nor there ahaha BUT YES i digress but oh my gosh it was so lovely  gun-lady’s music time-girl’s attacks  all the whole...
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siesta-410: underworldkingstar: just finished puella magi madoka magica did u cry tho i wish i could/did but for some reason i have this bizarre dissociation thing which means stuff which should make me cry/angry/sad etc. usually doesn’t most of the time ahahaha //shrugs// its a long story ahahah which is neither here nor there ahaha BUT YES i digress but oh my gosh it was so...
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just finished puella magi madoka magica
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The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English →
Ailurophile A cat-lover. Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. Cynosure A focal point of admiration. Dalliance A brief love affair. Demesne Dominion, territory. Demure Shy and reserved....
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person: hi
me: oh my god someones actually talking to me hello im so happy we're talking lets be friends forever okay sshh let me love you oh no i hope im not annoying you i think youre really cool okay
person: bye
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man how rude of people in the photos on the disney Splash Mountain ride thhye’re getting donald and goofy and mickey all wet and sad knock it off you lot they don’t want to be all soggy ;( 
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seriously i’m going to make myself upset over how pretty oyou llaa ala* all* are if i keep looking at all of your photos  /rolls away from tumblr
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goddamnit i hate all of you you’re all so goddamned pretty  even if you keep telling me you’re not thats utter bullshit you are it maeks someone who looks like me feel 100x worse if  you say you look ugly ok  seriously how do you all do it why are you all so kawaii
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wh
i just typed  “http://www.tumblr.com/photos” into the url bar adreess doodad browser what the fuck when did that start existing
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dangi m in one of thoswe highs where my eyes are peckish for pretty people  i have a folder for this but i think i’m just going to look through all your blogs for all your pictures instead that’d be nicer
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the worst thing
would be to have someone in a fight kind of pull your eyebrow up inadvertantly like the same way you’d kind of try to wipe a bead of oil off your forehead with one vertical thumb movement up you know the sort  you just did it just then didn’t you ahahahaha NERD anyway as it happens  your eyebrow gets paralyzed up kind of like a less expensive and less specific version of botox  ...
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