January 2011
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deadpassive:
underworldkingstar said: oh shit it was hairdye not hair-behave solution well you are much braver than i as i’d love to dye my hair but i’m all roast beef getting his new tshirt and imagining everyone being all “HOW COULD YOU BE SO ARROGANT?!”
i have no idea if i...
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deadpassive:
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING BET? infinite pirated pizza? try and fucking stop me.
(via fucknicethings)
if i could pirate a pizza i’d
well i’d buy the forklift truck/wheelchair and the king size bed in advance as soon as the technology was announced i think
even have the toppings shaped like a skull and crossbones flag for extra hip irony
….of some...
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Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
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when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
i have three eiffel 65 albums and i did not know this
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i have got three songs stuck in my head at the moment that seem to swap around at any given moment
1) I’m A Happy Christmas Tree
2) Ballroom Blitz
3) the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song
no i don’t know either but they’ve been stuck in my head ALL DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
if baked potatoes or lesbians get mentioned then everyone will be dead
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papillionhelios replied to your post: fffffffff it’s 7:30am get to fucking bed already… 730am? Where do you live? It’s 1155pm, o’
i live in the uk
so yes basically every day i get up and put my bowler hat on and take a london cab everywhere umbrella and everything
i drink tea and doff my hat to my maid and partake in a lovely clotted cream scone or two then i set off to go to hat...
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fffffffff it’s 7:30am get to fucking bed already myself
stop staying up exploring ones own problems this isn’t the time
or being vaguely aware of one’s gradual appearance of self-worth due to certain people i know (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) just being my friends and ffff if i wasn’t so fucking awkward or worried about making them annoyed or embarassed i’d tell them just...
wait so konnie huq used a sheewee on screenwipe once wtfwtfwtf *head explode* when did i forget this
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look at me with my lucky numbers
777 posts
13 followers (i love 13 to pieces one of my favourite numbers apart from 8, 3, 0 and -1)
10 messages which is lucky in china i guess
uh 1 draft uh uhhhhhhhh 1 is uhhhhhhhh no never mind don’t know where i was going with that (seriously why do i still have that draft ffffff)
BETTER GO BUY MYSELF A SCRATCHCARD
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another reason why dr who is awesome
ok so this point was made in a youtube comment (i am crap at stealing credit :C ) but look at this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdVivT0ShC4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q03M_Cdcwtc
bear in mind this was the 1970s (“SAM TYLER!!!!!!!!!!!” sAY GENE HUNT “I WILL PUNCH YOU IN FACE!!!!!!”)
and then watch this intro from a different show in the 1970s
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i have a spot on my leg
i am going live to tumblr as i squeeze it
inspecting it
ouch it hurts a bit
ok squeezing it
ow
ew
LIVE UPDATE: SPOT HAS BEEN SQUEEZED
wiping the spot stuff on the carpet
thank you so much for watching
i feel like bbc news now C:
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mrdalliard:
underworldkingstar:
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HAVE HOODIES GIVEN TAXPAYERS DIABETES?
WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS TURN THE COUNTRYSIDE GAY?
HAVE THE P.C. BRIGADE MADE CLIFF RICHARD IMPOTENT?
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need to make cramming notes
for biology and spectroscopy
well i mean they aren’t going to do themselves now are they!!!
which is a shame cos i’m not doing them either so i’m a bit fucked then
oh well guess they’re not getting done at all then
problem solved :D **leans back and drinks a drink with an umbrella in it**
mrdalliard replied to your post: mrdalliard replied to your post: mrdalliard… IT SOUNDS A MOST VALIANT BATTLE INDEED. TOMORROW. DAWN. THE ROOF.
ITS ON!!!!!!!!
WRITING EIFFEL 65 AND MOSAIC.WAV TO DISC AS I SPEAK!!!!!!
i have ultravox if things get desperate
mrdalliard replied to your post: mrdalliard replied to your post: i don’t know how… CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
WE WILL FIGHT WITH SWORDS MADE OUT OF CD-R’S OF THE MOST AWFUL MIXTAPES WE CAN COMPILE
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mrdalliard replied to your post: i don’t know how it happened don’t worry i’ll drag you down to my level in time
i think you’d be dragging me UP to your level judging from half the stuff i have
i don't know how it happened
but i have somehow got into M.I.A.
oh well i don’t know if M.I.A. is one of those bands you’re laughed at for liking yes i know who gives a shit but the remnants of school still remain in which if you were gambling with your popularity every time you said what band you liked all “Linkin Par-NO NO I’M SORRY I LIKE REEL BIG FISH NO DON’T TIE ME TO THE POLE...
