December 2010
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new year's 2010 tumblr "my followers" post meme...
not quite sure if I’m getting it right but I’m seeing quite a bit of it so I’ll jump on the bandwagon
here goes
we’re making this hapen
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…..
well all of you who are following me are pretty cool tbh
I’m quite honoured you’re following me in the first place
everyone follow the people I’m following
all of them
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Sunglass-Free Stiller Bust: Emerge from the tear...
http://www.tinyimg.org/images/836ps000016.gif if tumblr is being gay
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latest homestuck update
SPOILERS
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oh god I have only just remembered jade’s furryesque tendancies oh nooooooooo
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its getting to that point of night
where I’m pretending to be an electric hand blender
as in the kitchen appliance not some godawful thing that chops hands up
and taking great delight in my new job as blender
good god I need to get to bed right fucking now
youtube needs more "[S] Jade: Wake Up" reaction...
I don’t care if they’re fake or whatever (yes I know it is ancient in the terms of things shut up I’m going through all the old flashes and knowing nothing I ever make will be this good not even my stupid metro thing bollocks)
[S] Jade: Wake Up is one of the most horribly wonderful things ever
“First Murderer:
What, you egg!
Young fry of treachery!”
– Scene in Macbeth when murderers kill Macduff’s family.
YOU EGG
yukbenzin replied to your post: oh fucking hell you poor thing
i do think I will never live this horrible occasion down :C
please send several sweet treats for me to get fat(ter) on to ease my poor injured heart
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does anyone know
where the fuck they do sorta knee-height socks for people who decided to end up with greater than size 9 feet
like with cool patterns and stuff
seriously it’s like I’m putting a tourniquet on with some of these or something
I’ve come across this site called Sock Heaven or Socks Alive wait SOCK DREAMS thats it or some shit
but it’s in the US
also god I hate being...
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oh fucking hell
aforementioned person just told me the “jews/pizza —-> oven” joke
and followed it up with the “jews cannibals nazis gas” joke
sigh
why
this is another reason I barely go on MSN/need a new MSN
okay so uh
someone I barely talk to much from my site of a certain deviance that anyone searching through my old posts can figure out
sent me this and said it reminded me of them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
a video on how to do “the sex offender shuffle”
even considering my deviance’s innocent (well actually it’s meant to be innocent its just creepy most of the time...
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sigh
I just bought a laptop
I hate spending amounts of money bigger than 50 I really do
which is why I barely buy anything for myself and then have gone mad before the VAT rise oh well
oh my god I found a HORSE the band shirt
at like £8 or something on some site that usually sells all the shirts for 20something quid or something ridiculous like that
:D :D :D :D
looking at the mountain of chemistry revision I...
trying not to think too much about it as it is giving me a mild delocalised panic attack if I do
probably not the best thing to be doing at 1am but oh well
torrencethehalfwit replied to your post: ughhgh I AM SORRY FOR YOUR PAIN BUT I LAUGHED FAR TOO MUCH :C
C:
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ughhgh
so bluh bluh drama drama at work etc. etc.
also what I find really annoying after my shift yesterday morning was that as soon as I had gone, apparently the whole fucking place just went dead, hardly any customers, nothing.
which makes an unwelcome change from the absolute clusterfuck that was my entire shift
and oh my god
(okay so for those across the pond the Observer is one of the sunday...
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Your second to last gif is someone who you will,...
torrencethehalfwit:
captainhair:
verysensitivepansexualaspie:
captaindeanweasley:
daleksontumblr:
i-give-zero-fucks:
designershadesjusttohideyourface:
ganonderp:
titsandwich:
theslowpokewell:
hydropumpblasty:
yanappu:
ilikeboyswholikeboys:
No arguments from me.
HAHA!
I don’t even know why I have this as a gif, unless it’s for the sole purpose of...
rgghhgh
crisps and chewing gum
generally a bad idea
its kind of one of those toothpaste and orange juice ideas
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nnnrgghhh
I need a new MSN or something cos all these people from affliction deviance Thing site I am a mod on are all bugging me and convoing me right now and its like
“you bastards this is the reason I don’t want to go onto MSN”
because they all pop up for about 12 lines of pointless conversation about deviance or themselves
taskbar turns into rave lights
and I can’t do all...
somehow I am still up at this time help me
so for some reason I have decided to invent episode ideas for Farscape which I have been watching while knitting
the episode ideas are shit but I am up too fucking late so feofhewofiheiofhwoeh -
- Pilot comes across a giant intergalactic ham while in space, he goes to get the intergalatic fork and paring knife to cut himself a slice but accidentally zaps it and destroys it in an instant,...
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Reasons to love Homestuck, now rebloggable.
adorabloody:
The plot. It gets infinitely better after act one (no offense to those who enjoy act one, it’s just a relatively common consensus that it’s a bit hard to get into!) - it’s a glorious, intricate timeline mindfuck, among other things, and it has so much thought put into it that it’s mindblowing.
It’s a lot more involved than any other comic I’ve ever read, because it’s not just a...
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so
I’m reading through the baking book my mother got me
(hurr baking book like its a book about getting stoned heoehohoehoeoehoe)
but yes it’s all like
chocolate fudge cake and little heartshaped lebkuchen and apple pie and nnnnn oh god I just want to make and eat everything in this book
well
except the pages about meringue
baked meringue at least, soft meringue in key lime pie and...
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I keep reading "Jan Sale" as "Jam Sale"
yukbenzin replied to your post: so if you drew those theyre hilarious and great
as much as I’d like to lie and claim credit (not to mention I haven’t drawn much since the Great Period of General Apathy) they are from an online webcomic-esque type thing called Homestuck by a mr. Andrew Hussie and it is something I am a bit of a derpy fan of
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/
...
what
gulliver’s travels
with jack black
ffs hollywood why not have like
Tom Sawyer with Adam Sandler
or The Miller’s Tale with Eddie Murphy
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oh my god
food coma bliss
that beautiful state of euphoria brought on by a bit of drink (a nice dry martini or two in this case which I have only just got into) and roast duck with vegetables and duck sauce and stuffing and potatoes cooked in goose fat ffffffff
its like all oh my god I love food and all its beauty so much
seriously I am in such a lovely food-based state right now words
don’t
...
so
I somehow ended up with a martini
was my initial reaction
but i am kinda warming to it
watch as I turn into
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congratulations BBC for more shitty no-news
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12067294
article about “different people who might not have a normal christmas!”
okay fair enough it starts with some guy in a cable-laying boat fair enough xmas roast goat bluh bluh
Then it goes onto some pointless “Geek Squad” idiot who seems like he’s really trying hard to hold back the ranting about clueless idiots going...
SWAG
between family, friends and partner I got:
a face sauna - cos I’ve been wanting one for a while as I am secretly a girl hohohoohoh
a book on baking - as I love baking and I am a fatty
a book on Tapas recipes - as I love tapas, lived in spain for 5 years as part of a family move before the parents decided to split up but still love spain to bits
la couer de mort pendant - absolutely love...
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Apps You Should Get 1: Launchy
http://www.launchy.net/about.php
okay basically the site really doesn’t do it justice, but essentially say you want to open something and you can’t be bothered trawling all through your start menu to look for that one program where is it where is it somewhere under D oh goddamnit stupid assholes why did they build this piece of shit establishment like this etc. etc.
basically this...
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riazun started following you
thank you~ :3
blancmange is one of the best 80s bands
accept/deny
guhhh
so obviously I can’t say too much about it but there’s a slight drama going on between two people at work about something or other and guhhhh the entire night was just spent with this stupid bloody cold war bollocks
and I just cannot be arsed with it
okay one side should have kept their mouth totalmente shut and the other side should have not gone all power thrills and stuck their...
wait a second
I made a fucking tumblr entry about eating a fucking bad sandwich
what the fuck is wrong with me
I have become twitter
Your 18th GIF is the face that you're going to...
torrencethehalfwit:
cardiganenmity:
shipperificgrrrl:
-mikitaordie:
lickable-moustache:
daddykillspeople:
BRING IT BITCH OR SHOULD I SAY MRS BITCH
seems pretty accurate
ugh
I just had a really horrible sandwich
two of them
I don’t know what went wrong but the whole thing was like eating a handful of soggy pringles with bad tasting sauce
I mean it seemed a good idea at the time but something went really bad and it was just
ugh
yet I just kept on fucking eating them for some reason cos I hate wasting food as well as being a fatty
and now I have to deal with...
siva630 replied to your post: stitchandbramble started following you I LIKED YOU BEFORE YOU WERE POPULAR!! YOUR EARLY STUFF WAS GOOD BUT NOW YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO PLEASE YOUR NEW ~FOLLOWERS~ WHATEVER SELLOUT BITCH I’M GONE /doorslam
no come back I still love you I couldn’t be popular even if I tried anyway
**does a stephen fry and leaves tumblr forever the next three weeks or so until...
